if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
3 days ago with 77,220 notes
oh my god i dont have a gag reflex
update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills
update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat
3 days ago with 123,971 notes