overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

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100 questions because I’m bored.
  • 1:Is there a boy/girl in your life?
               nope 
  • 2:Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
               i think?
  • 3:What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
               sheldon
  • 4:What’s something you really want right now?
                sleep 
  • 5:Are you afraid of falling in love?
                yes.. no. yes. 
  • 6:Do you like the beach?
                i have no choice, i live by it. 
  • 7:Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
                yeash 
  • 8:What’s the background on your cell?

                cleveland at night 

  • 9:Name the last four beds you were sat on?
                sam’s, mine, ashley’s, kayla’s 
  • 10:Do you like your phone?
                fuck no. 
  • 11:Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
                fuck no. 
  • 12:Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
                 amanda?
  • 13:Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
                 POODLE
  • 14:Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
                 emotional
  • 15:Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
                 art museum, zoos are mean. 
  • 16:Are you tired?
                 oh yeah. 
  • 17:How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
                 since the beginning of first semester 
  • 18:Are they a relative?
                 negative. 
  • 19:Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
                 maybe, if he pretended to not suck. 
  • 20:When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
                 before i kissed him. 
  • 21:If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
                 but i’m still a baby…
  • 22:Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
                    no?
  • 23:How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
                    none
  • 24:Is there a certain quote you live by?
                   yes? 
  • 25:What’s on your mind?
                   how badly i want to be drunk
  • 26:Do you have any tattoos?
                   nope
  • 27:What is your favorite color?
                   green 
  • 28:Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
                   ?!?
  • 29:Who are you texting?
                   savanna 
  • 30:Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
                   i don’t know, so, no?
  • 31:Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
                  yee 
  • 32:Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
                  yesss
  • 33:Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
                 LOLOL
  • 34:Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
                  yeah 
  • 35:Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
                  the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front               of you *smart ass*
  • 36:Were you single on Valentines Day?
                  yah 
  • 37:Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
                  nooo
  • 38:What do your friends call you?
                  courtney
  • 39:Has anyone upset you in the last week?
                 probably 
  • 40:Have you ever cried over a text?
                yeah 
  • 41:Where’s your last bruise located?
                arm? leg? knee? idk 
  • 42:What is it from?
                i fall a lot. 
  • 43:Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
                ???
  • 44:Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
                savanna/kadeem 
  • 45:Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
                yep
  • 46:Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
                no
  • 47:Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
               i could never pull that off 
  • 48:Do you make supper for your family?
               if they want toast and ice cream, yeah. 
  • 49:Does your bedroom have a door?
                yep 
  • 50:Top 3 web-pages?
           1. tumblr
           2. stumbleupon
           3 . sporcle? 
  • 51:Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
             probably
  • 52:Does anything on your body hurt?
               not today
  • 53:Are goodbyes hard for you?
                  yes, i’m human
  • 54:What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
                milk?
  • 55:How is your hair?
                hairy. 
  • 56:What do you usually do first in the morning?

                turn my alarm off

  • 57:Do you think two people can last forever?

                 yes 

  • 58:Think back to January 2007, were you single?

                 lolol yes. 

  • 59:Green or purple grapes?

            PURPLE 4 LYFE unless my mom buys green>:(

  • 60:When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?

              tonight? 

  • 61:Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?

                no

  • 62:When will be the next time you text someone?

                idk? 5 minute? tomorrow? next year? 

  • 63:Where will you be 5 hours from now?

                 common room of 18 

  • 64:What were you doing at 8 this morning.

                 sleeeeeeping 

  • 65:This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

                     lolol i thought this said can you remember who you killed 

  • 66:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

                there are several 

  • 67:Did you kiss or hug anyone today?

                 no? 

  • 68:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

            hookah is weird. 

  • 69:Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

                 duh. 

  • 70:How many windows are open on your computer?

                2 

  • 71:How many fingers do you have?

                ~10~

  • 72:What is your ringtone? 

               annoying 

  • 73:How old will you be in 5 months?

                still 19

  • 74:Where is your Mum right now?

                probably home? 

  • 75:Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?

               because he told me his girlfriend didn’t like me LOL 

  • 76:Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? 

               probably 

  • 77:Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?

                no because i’m good at picking shitty friends 

  • 78:Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?

                we don’t talk about seventh grade. 

  • 79:Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?

                   several

  • 80:Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?

                yoooo 

  • 81:How many people have you liked in the past three months?

                i don’t know? all of them 

  • 82:Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?

               probs. i need to remember that not everyone is cool with underwear. 

  • 83:Will you talk to the person you like tonight?

                 probably? 

  • 84:You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?

                  hopefully someone i know 

  • 85:If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?

                 yeah, those are kind of not a good thing

  • 86:What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?

                  i did my laundry in the middle of it 

  • 87:Who was your last received call from?

                  savanna 

  • 88:If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?

                   BUTTERFLIES ARE BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CREATURES, ASSHOLE 

  • 89:What is something you wish you had more of?

                    free food 

  • 90:Have you ever trusted someone too much?

                     lol yeah 

  • 91:Do you sleep with your window open?

                     no 

  • 92:Do you get along with girls?

                   yeah 

  • 93:Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?

                   i don’t think so 

  • 94:Does sex mean love?

                   noooo

  • 95:You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?

                  idk? 

  • 96:Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?

                 no

  • 97:Did you sleep alone this week?

                yes 

  • 98:Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?

               friends? 

  • 99:Do you believe in love at first sight?

                idk? 

  • 100:Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

               allie at the house of blues 

  • 1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?
  • 2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?
  • 3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”
  • 4: What’s something you really want right now?
  • 5: Are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 6: Do you like the beach?
  • 7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
  • 8: What’s the background on your cell?
  • 9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?
  • 10: Do you like your phone?
  • 11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
  • 12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?
  • 13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?
  • 14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?
  • 15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?
  • 16: Are you tired?
  • 17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact?
  • 18: Are they a relative?
  • 19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
  • 20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
  • 21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
  • 22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
  • 24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
  • 25: What’s on your mind?
  • 26: Do you have any tattoos?
  • 27: What is your favorite color?
  • 28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
  • 29: Who are you texting?
  • 30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
  • 31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
  • 32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
  • 33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
  • 34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
  • 35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
  • 36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
  • 37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
  • 38: What do your friends call you?
  • 39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
  • 40: Have you ever cried over a text?
  • 41: Where’s your last bruise located?
  • 42: What is it from?
  • 43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
  • 44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
  • 45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
  • 46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
  • 47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
  • 48: Do you make supper for your family?
  • 49: Does your bedroom have a door?
  • 50: Top 3 web-pages?
  • 51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
  • 52: Does anything on your body hurt?
  • 53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
  • 54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
  • 55: How is your hair?
  • 56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
  • 57: Do you think two people can last forever?
  • 58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
  • 59: Green or purple grapes?
  • 60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
  • 61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
  • 62: When will be the next time you text someone?
  • 63: Where will you be 5 hours from now?
  • 64: What were you doing at 8 this morning.
  • 65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
  • 66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
  • 68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
  • 70: How many windows are open on your computer?
  • 71: How many fingers do you have?
  • 72: What is your ringtone?
  • 73: How old will you be in 5 months?
  • 74: Where is your Mum right now?
  • 75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
  • 76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
  • 77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
  • 78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
  • 79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
  • 80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
  • 81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
  • 82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days?
  • 83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with?
  • 85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care?
  • 86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie?
  • 87: Who was your last received call from?
  • 88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you?
  • 89: What is something you wish you had more of?
  • 90: Have you ever trusted someone too much?
  • 91: Do you sleep with your window open?
  • 92: Do you get along with girls?
  • 93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth?
  • 94: Does sex mean love?
  • 95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?
  • 96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
  • 97: Did you sleep alone this week?
  • 98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you?
  • 99: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise?

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laughoutloudrightnow:

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have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

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