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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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relahvant:

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

so he just stopped breathing ma’am?

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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guy:

“do not machine wash or tumble dry” means i will never wash this ever

firelorcl:

firelorcl:

my new style

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